The Sage Publication is the student news site of Sage Creek High School in Carlsbad, CA

The Sage

The Sage Publication is the student news site of Sage Creek High School in Carlsbad, CA

The Sage

The Sage Publication is the student news site of Sage Creek High School in Carlsbad, CA

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The proposed design would place traffic lights in the walkways. The lights would change every twenty seconds to maximize the five-minute passing period and ensure that students have a fair chance at arriving to class on time.

Sage Creek Installs Traffic Lights To Help With Traffic Flow During Passing Periods

Hadley Golden, Staff Reporter Apr 8, 2024

As of April 1, Sage Creek High School is officially adding traffic lights on campus in the building walkways and at the bottom of the staircases to help prevent students from being late to their classes.  The...

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Evidence suggests that sleeping faster will lead to more hours spent productively.

Need More Time? Sleep Less!

Helen Hao, Managing Editor Apr 1, 2024

High school students have a lot to do, and there never seems to be enough time after school. Those few short hours from 3:30 to bedtime is just not enough to fit sports, studying, food, video games and...

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College is the next major step after high school filled with responsibilities and plans for the future. Senioritis is a common disease plaguing the 2024 senior class, yet it works in their favor as it helps increase the chances of admission.

Senioritis Guarantees College Admission

Leah Ertel, Opinion Editor Apr 1, 2024

As the spring season approaches, bringing allergies, rain and new beginnings, it also carries with it college acceptance letters and the rejection emails no one wants to receive from their dream schools.  For...

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Ms. Quiñones has been teaching music at Sage Creek since 2016. It is a miracle that she has not yet been infected.

Students of The Sage Creek Music Department Reportedly Communicate Solely Through Memes

Lexi Thurman, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2024

Memes have been infiltrating the internet for years, but it seems now they have taken over the Sage Creek Music Department as well.  Reports from trusted sources at Sage Creek have stated that when...

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A basketball is being shot into the hoop.  Students and Staff will have less time to aim their shot.

Sage Creek High: Student-Staff Hot Potato Basketball Face-Off

Omar Tabet, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2024

In a twist that has left both students and staff scratching their heads,  Sage Creek High School has made a peculiar addition to the Student vs. Staff Basketball game.  A new rule has been made called...

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Over 100 inches of rain has accumulated on Sage Creek’s campus in the last year. It is expected that the spring season will welcome more rain and dampness in the future.

Breaking News: Rainy Day “Footwater” Causes Chaos

Georgia Scherrer, Web Editor-In-Chief Apr 1, 2024

As the March gloom slowly starts to fade into what will hopefully be a bright and warm spring, Sage Creek High School (SCHS) faces the end of a stormy and rainy season.  Although California is known...

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Could have it ever been suspected that a gardener, of all people, would be involved in such a toxic plot? The United States government has made it so this plot could not be easily unfolded.

Government-Planted Seeds: Carlsbad Gardeners Tasked With Population Control

Have Carlsbad residents been overlooking this deadly government scheme?
Holden Kopman, Entertainment Editor Apr 1, 2024

“There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments,” once said garden coach Janet Kilburn – if only we could’ve noticed this warning sooner. For years, gardeners have been established as ones...

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Jake Householder, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2024

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A female student protests by walking through the academic mall during class hours. She even proudly protested in front of Mr. Dan.

Students go on Strike Due to Demanding Last Trimester

Jadyn Haid, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2024

As the end of the school year is quickly approaching with the final trimester, many Sage Creek students are experiencing burnout and loss of motivation. With this frequent academic exhaustion, students...

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Students wait in line for their food on the afternoon of March 29, the last day of school before spring break. Students will certainly miss these long lines during their grueling week-long break away from school.

Sage Creek Looks For Ways The School Can Make Its Lunch Lines Even Longer

Lexi Thurman, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2024

Every day, Sage Creek students look forward to getting dismissed for lunch, especially awaiting the joys of standing in a line to get their food for over half of their lunch period. The school’s administration...

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Students walk across the grassy lawn at lunch. According to sources, students will still be on campus on the week of April 10 due to spring break cancellations.

Spring Break is Canceled at Sage Creek

Helen Hao, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2023

CARLSBAD, CA, April 1 - Earlier today it was announced that Sage Creek High School will remain in session from April 10 to April 14, which means spring break is canceled. As of now, it seems that this...

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Sage Creek High School’s creek reaches record height. The school was named after the stream because of its location inside of our campus.

Sage Creek Promoted to Sage River

Sam Carroll, Staff Reporter Apr 1, 2023

“This year will mark the year when our namesake rises above our campus, literally. To commemorate this joyous occasion, we will be dubbing our creek ‘Sage River’ on April 1st,” announced Giselle...

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