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The Sage Publication is the student news site of Sage Creek High School in Carlsbad, CA

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The Sage Publication is the student news site of Sage Creek High School in Carlsbad, CA

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Samuel Daher
Samuel Daher
Broadcast Editor-In-Chief

Samuel Daher is a senior and Co Broadcast Editor-in-Chief for The Sage. Samuel gives diligent and newsworthy stories and broadcast packages while leading his peers to become sophisticated broadcast journalists....

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(SAGE STUDENTS USE MORSE CODE TO SECRETLY COMMUNICATE)

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(Recently, a new way to avoid teachers listening in to student conversations has been discovered by Sage Creek. )

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(After experimentation with other languages, e-mails and texts, students have settled on using Morse Code to communicate without the risk of being caught.)

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(Classes have become a cacophony of taps and knocks, with teachers unable to control their code-communicating classrooms.)

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(However, it’s only a matter of time until teachers catch on, so code quickly!)

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This is a satire for April Fools’ Day

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