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Hobbyhorsing Will Soon be Introduced to Sage Creek

Mia Pernice, Staff Reporter ◊ 18 Views

Hobbyhorsing will soon be a new addition to Sage Creek High School. Many are looking forward to trying this new and popular sport.

After Sage Creek took the blame for not being “original” or not wanting “real athletes”, the administrators realized it was in their hands to turn it around and offer the currently most popular sport even before Carlsbad, for the first time in history.

The new sport is breaking records in growth and is fascinating the whole world. Studies have shown that 90% of students who do hobbyhorsing get better grades, and are happier.

It’s not just any sport, but it’s also a work of art for every individual to create their own hobbyhorse, which is a pulling feature for new members of the sport.

Ava Sherman, currently active in Beach volleyball, claimed Hobbyhorsing to be “the sport of the future” and she even might see herself putting “beach volleyball in the past” next year, if needed to adapt for “this new future sport.”

Students are excited to see how this new sport will turn out and are certainly more than sure about Sage’s popularity growing soon.

This is a satire article written for April Fools’ Day.

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