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Sage Creek’s New Flag Football Team Could End “Purple Reign” in CIF Championship
Makena Coleman, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Teacher Dislikes You
Darby Hunt, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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SCHS UNO Gambling Exposed in English Department Pods
Georgia Scherrer, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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Prank Wars Between Science and Math Teachers Divide Academic Departments at Sage Creek
Kerris Arnett, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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Lunch Line Cutters to be Sentenced to Life Imprisonment in Alcatraz
Jacob Dougherty, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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Three Weeks of Rain Ends California’s Worsening Drought of 23 Years
Leah Ertel, Entertainment Editor
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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Sage Creek Toughens Lower Parking Lot Policy with Banana Peels and Contradictory Traffic Signs
Nadia Razzaq, Web Editor-in-Chief
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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All Sage Creek Sports Teams to be Shut Down Due to Students’ Grade Average Decrease
Lola Carson, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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Sage Creek to Officially Change its Name to Sage Geek After Confusion in Community
Skylar Roy, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2023
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