As the implementation of phone pockets at Sage Creek High School sweeps classrooms from precalculus to AP lang, the question remains: How will teachers keep students stimulated in the midst of the Great...

It's official: Sage Creek is getting their own football team. There is a lot to be excited about, and I am here to break it down for you.  To make this news even more exciting, we have hired two NFL...

Significant changes are coming to Sage Creek High School. Due to popular demand, the new AI company Figure will deploy humanoid robots in classrooms to replace teacher assistants within the following weeks.  To...

With the March Madness tournament entering the final four, there have been some recent discussions about the biggest basketball tournament being moved to a different month.  In his most recent article,...

Last night, President Trump shocked the nation with an Instagram post on his spam account @dontbetrumpy. In the last slide of a six-slide photo dump captioned “Call me Barbie,” the codes and instructions...

This week, Sage Creek announced they planned to replace the stairs with escalators. They said it was “to improve productivity,” as people would no longer be late or tired for class.  When asked...

In a shocking turn of events, pop icon Taylor Swift recently announced that her next album will dive into sounds inspired by death metal and other alternative genres. Her upcoming tour will feature collaborations...

With the recent decline in the need for real art, many artists are quitting their jobs and opting for a more efficient way of making art.  Cathryn Burroughs, an art teacher at Sage Creek, expresses...

On March 31, 2025, the United States Space Force (USSF) faced a public crisis as their progress on building a secret space station behind the Moon was discovered. Col. Bernard Bulligan revealed the plan...

On April 1, 2025, the Pentagon started flagging different things that were associated with the LGBTQ community, and among the 26,000 flagged projects and names lies a childhood favorite masking her deceit:...

The Indianapolis Colts finished their season with a lackluster record of 8-9. Following this, it was clear that drastic changes were needed if they hoped to return to playoff contention. Enter Daniel Jones,...

Sage Creek's campus has typically stayed the same over the years. That's why the Wingstop headquarters at Sage Creek will be completed on the Monday after spring break. For the first four weeks, students...