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Sage Creek Installs Traffic Lights To Help With Traffic Flow During Passing Periods
Hadley Golden, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 8, 2024
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Students of The Sage Creek Music Department Reportedly Communicate Solely Through Memes
Lexi Thurman, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Sage Creek High: Student-Staff Hot Potato Basketball Face-Off
Omar Tabet, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Breaking News: Rainy Day “Footwater” Causes Chaos
Georgia Scherrer, Web Editor-In-Chief
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Government-Planted Seeds: Carlsbad Gardeners Tasked With Population Control
Have Carlsbad residents been overlooking this deadly government scheme?
Holden Kopman, Entertainment Editor
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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(SAGE STUDENTS USE MORSE CODE TO SECRETLY COMMUNICATE)
Jake Householder, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Students go on Strike Due to Demanding Last Trimester
Jadyn Haid, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Sage Creek Looks For Ways The School Can Make Its Lunch Lines Even Longer
Lexi Thurman, Staff Reporter
◊ Apr 1, 2024
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Makena Coleman, Staff Reporter ◊ Nov 7, 2024
Donald Trump was declared the 47th President of the United States as of midnight Wednesday, Nov. 6. He...