On March 29, the satirical news media organization known as The Onion filed for chapter seven bankruptcy. Ben Collins, the company CEO, says that they simply have run out of ideas. “We used to try...

Following the recent developments in the Tangeast conflicts in Tambia, many have questioned the relationship of the Slock Machine to the events that unfolded and, more broadly, its correlation and primary...

Last week, Sage Creek High School announced that the gym will be under construction this summer as the school welcomes new courts for a growing sport right here at Sage Creek. Admin reveals that we...

Everyone wonders why the iconic Girl Scouts cookies taste so delicious, so scrumptious, so exquisite. What kind of magic do those girls add to those sweets? Well, now, scientists have discovered it....

A mysterious tornado touched down in Carlsbad, disrupting the flow of the city. Many locals have noticed an influx of eccentric visitors calling themselves munchkins.  Since the arrival of these visitors,...

After almost a year of no news from the fish in the library, most people assumed that the fish had finally stopped stealing items from the classrooms at Sage Creek. However, no one knew that the reason...

“Heartbroken. Betrayed. Not what I followed her for.” All words described by former fans of Bambi (@beaglebagelbambi), the star beagle on Instagram with over a million followers… now down to 40. It...

On March 30, our Carlsbad School District (CUSD) got rid of a symbol following “D” from a list of symbols in standard British jargon. This ruling was a product of “not old” cuts to our district’s...

Today, this morning, around eight thirty in the morning, in Mrs. Hurlimann’s classroom, at Sage Creek High School, in the School District of Carlsbad Unified School District, in the city of Carlsbad,...

The infamous Sleeper Agent. Operatives that can go undercover for decades before executing a task. They blend into the everyday wherever they are, leading the least conspicuous lives imaginable. Then in...

After Sage Creek took the blame for not being “original” or not wanting “real athletes”, the administrators realized it was in their hands to turn it around and offer the currently most popular...

A request form and a short discussion with a teacher: the two steps implemented by school administrators to pair students with whomever they place their interest in. In late spring of 2026, the Carlsbad...