Sage Creek High School Freshman Gavin Femrite believes he’s in a video game. Ever since starting high school, he claimed that a UI had just appeared in his sight, and suddenly, everything he said had become “dialogue options.”

Femrite claims this to not be a negative, however.

“It’s pretty lit,” Femrite said.

After searching for his friends, or in his terms, “social links,” they had many thoughts to say about him. One such friend, Sage Creek High School Freshman Jack Spark, questions his friendship with Femrite.

“One time we were having a great conversation and he was treating me the nicest that he ever had,” Spark said. “I found out he was just using me for my ‘Social EXP and ‘Bonuses.’”

Multiple sources report that every couple of days, Femrite “levels up” in life, and he “jumps in the air in joy,” “screams at the top of his lungs,” and “has a party for three hours.”

Femrite states that he was at level 21 at the time he was interviewed.

When Sage Creek High School freshman Emry Molina found out about Femrite’s “circumstances,” she wasn’t surprised.

“He always has been kind of simple-minded,” Molina said. “I’ve always known him to get stuck in those situations, so it makes sense.”

After the interview with Femrite, he expressed his final remarks before leaving.

“Nice! Rank up!”

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This article is satire for April Fools Day