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Trump Posts Nuclear Code on Finsta Account

Jacob Dougherty, Business Manager ◊ 13 Views

This graphic appeared on the sixth slide of Trump’s Instagram Post. The post is still active now on the account @dontbetrumpy.

Last night, President Trump shocked the nation with an Instagram post on his spam account @dontbetrumpy. In the last slide of a six-slide photo dump captioned “Call me Barbie,” the codes and instructions to launch America’s nuclear arsenal were posted on full display.

Along with the codes, other images included Trump working as a barista, performing as a rapper, and performing plastic surgery on Elon Musk.

The response from the public was initially laced with confusion. Elon Musk, a close companion of Trump, believed the post to be a joke, commenting “. Nice one Donny! This made be lol out loud. Are we still on for BBQ this weekend?”

Those BBQ plans never came to fruition as within one hour, all nuclear missiles were launched into the Gulf of America, causing a 500-foot tsunami to hit Mar-a-lago. The entire resort was wiped off of the map.

When asked for a response, Trump replied on Threads “I’m busy being Barbie.” The president was later sighted at his part-time job as a Barista at coffee shop Liberal Grinds.

While America may no longer have its nuclear missiles, at least it has a collection of amazing photos of the President living out his dreams as Barbie.

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This article is satire for April Fools Day

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