As of April 1, 2025, Sage Creek High School’s classroom will be expanded throughout different locations in California to ensure students experience both physical activity and keep up with academics at the same time.

Students in math class will be doing “Math on the Move,” which is mathtime while running a marathon. Students in science class will be performing “Science by the Sea,” which is science lessons while students swim out in the ocean to meet and learn about the different sea life. More classes include “History in Motion,” and “English in Zen Mode.”

To admire the students’ work, all work created will receive at least one award and feature at the Grammys 2026 annual function. The awards will be announced by the rap star Kendrick Lamar, and winners will get the chance to experience an after party at the one and only Kim Kardasian’s house. Wishing all students the best of luck.

Student Isabel Harris loves the new plan. “Why sit in a classroom when you could be getting your exercise, learning and practicing multitasking skills while also being rewarded for it by our goat?” she says. Her brother, Julius Harris, is also excited for the rule coming this Tuesday. “I’d do anything for Kendrick Lamar. I’ll definitely be participating whether I have the choice or not.”

Different from any other high school, Sage Creek students have a chance of receiving an award for their effort of multitasking schoolwork in the most unique ways possible. In addition, students will now look forward to school rather than dread it. This announcement will go public during the morning announcements on, again, April 1, 2025. Stay tuned, bobcats.

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