It’s official: Sage Creek is getting their own football team. There is a lot to be excited about, and I am here to break it down for you. 

To make this news even more exciting, we have hired two NFL legends as our coaching staff. You may ask how they managed to do well; both of them struggled to find work after their days on the field, being OJ Simpson and Micheal Vick. This could allow us to beat Carlsbad in our first year as a program. 

Next, due to the lack of skill, voting will be held for the student body to decide who will play what positions. Also, due to the possibility of a low number of players showing up, all cheerleaders will be required to cheer for the offense and take the field for defense.

Sage Creek wants to have an identity out the gate and start a tradition for decades to come, that has us taking after the LSU Tigers on the sideline. We will have a live Bobcat at our games.

Finally, since we won’t be able to get custom uniforms before the season, we will be sharing with the soccer team for the first year and will have the 3D design class make us homemade helmets. 

What a moment in history for Sage Creek and the city of Carlsbad, where Friday nights are going to belong to the Bobcats.

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This article is satire for April Fools Day