On March 28, 2025, astronauts aboard the ISS (International Space Station) did a scan of the moon’s surface using new radar technology, only to find that the surface matched exactly with a scan of moldy feta cheese.
Scientist Olaf April created new long-range radar technology called F0LS (Fine-Detailed 0-Depth LIDAR Sensor) which can scan the surface of objects up to 500,000 kilometers away.
“The F0LS uses LIDAR technology to get an initial scan of the texture of the surface,” April said. “It then uses the same LIDAR technology to send small radioactive particles to the surface which we can then monitor from a distance.”
The radioactive particles then interact with bacteria on the surface which causes enough of a reaction to be picked up by the sensor on the F0LS. An F0LS was put aboard SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket which brought home the stranded astronauts on the ISS.
“We hope that during the transfer of bringing the astronauts home, the F0LS can be put aboard the ISS for further testing of objects from space,” April said.
Before being sent up into space, a large library of objects was scanned by the F0LS to ensure accuracy. When an F0LS scan of the moon was conducted, the library was checked for any near matches.
“What we found might completely change our understanding of astrophysics,” April said. “The F0LS scan of the moon matched a scan of moldy feta cheese exactly.”Numerous more tests with April’s F0LS have been performed on both the moon and moldy feta cheese, all leading to the same result:
The moon might be made of cheese.
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