As all Bobcats of Sage Creek High School know, the constant walking up and down the stairs between buildings to get to class is a tiring and lengthy process that most people on the campus dread. Luckily, new arrangements have been made for bridges to be built between the 1000, 2000 and 3000 buildings on the third floor for easier access for classes. 

“I’m so excited for the new walkways between the buildings,” says Stu Dent, a junior at Sage Creek High School. “I’m so glad that for my senior year, I don’t have to walk up and down stairs just to get to another building.”

But when will the bridges be fully constructed and ready to use?

 “The construction should start around mid-April and end before the start of the next school year,” says construction worker Billy Bob. “We were even planning on potentially adding some kind of vending machines between walkways so students can grab a quick snack between classes.” 

Whether one is a staff member or a student at Sage Creek High School, everyone has something to look forward to for the next school year.

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This is satire for April Fool’s Day.